Medical Love Song


...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: A+ Verse 1: D A7 Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile. D D7 I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while. G Gdim D B7 I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June, E7 A7 A+ I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon. Verse 2: (Faster): D A7 My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores, D D7 Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more. G Gdim D B7 Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea; E7 A7 A+ At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear. Verse 3: D A7 Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst. D D7 You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist. G Gdim D B7 Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine; E7 A (n.C) A+ I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine. Chorus 1: D E7 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis. A7 D B7 E7 A7 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D E7 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis. A7 D G D Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve-itis. Verse 4: D A7 My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me, D D7 As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee. G Gdim D B7 My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen. E7 A7 A+ My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green. Verse 5: D A7 My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw. D D7 You might have been infected, but you never were a bore. G Gdim D B7 I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown. E7 A7 A+ I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down. Chorus 2: D E7 Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis. A7 D B7 E7 A7 Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis. D E7 Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis. A7 D G D Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior Uve...itis. CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A+ D A7 D7 G Gdim B7 E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x03221 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 320003 xx3434 021200 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)